Weekly World Spew

Hactar's Hard Drive Upgrade Was Sabotaged By the Illuminati (fnord)! -- Secret Her Magesty's Secret Service Agent Tells All.

At the movies:

Just in time for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!

FEEL the Sheer *Hideous* TERROR of *** Torture of the Paranormal Schoolgirls from Ground Zero ***

Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling

*** Secret Ceremony of the Rats ***

Free Plastic Sheets will be given to all patrons!

This week's page five girl is Kelli. She comes to us from lovely New Hawsfleet, a little town in Indonesia. She measures up at 35-21-48 and loves to befuddle yaks. She enjoys dishes, and getting them wet and soapy.

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