Weekly World Spew

Korean Philosophers Say: Gilda Radner Went to Deep Thirteen. -- It's True!

At the movies:

Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

DON'T MISS this Heart-Pounding Feature! *** Legend of the Hysterical Pygmies from Transylvania ***

Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed

*** Shame of the Beast Virgins ***

You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Introducing this week's page five girl: Romy. She's from New Somersdell, Mauritius. You may have seen her on shows like Married with Children and All My Children. The gorgeous C-Cup Redhead plans to debug Windows 95.

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