Weekly World Spew

Third Term for Reagan. -- Terrifying New Proof

At the movies:

Coming SOON to this Theatre...

Experience the *Spine-Tingling* terror of *** Assault of the Satanic Mushroom People ***

With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature

*** Nookie of the Ozone Lunatics ***

From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

This week's page five girl is Holly. She resides in New Sandisson, Burkina Fas. The giggly, vivacious C-Cup Redhead loves to befuddle yaks. When playing Atari cartridges, she likes to slip it in.

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