Weekly World Spew

How You Eat Breakfast Reveals Your Personality.

At the movies:

Super Saver Special movie:

SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Clash of the Devil Witches from Andromeda ***

And don't miss Natalie Wood's last role in

*** Blood Frenzy of the Egyptian Disc Jockeys ***

You May Not Be Able to Watch!

This week's page five girl is Romy. She comes to us from lovely New Tyngingsex, a little getaway in Syria. This bubbly B-Cup Blonde she loves to cook gravy and carve ducks out of wood. She plans to arm-wrestle Mickey Mouse.

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