At the movies:
Now Playing at the Tri-View Drive-In:
The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Demise of the Schizoid Rats ***
Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling
*** Strange Invaders from Ground Zero ***
Filmed in Smell-O-Rama!
This week's page five girl is Mandy. She's from New Rockshill, where she was voted Miss Namibia. You may have seen her on shows like Pacific Blue and Pacific Blue. The playful Z-Cup Baldie would like to dig up a massive box of cash.