At the movies:
Super Saver Special movie:
A Bone-Chilling TRUE story! *** Troglodyte Goddess from UltraNet ***
With the Action-Packed Co-Feature
*** Squirm of the Screaming Majorettes ***
You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Introducing this week's page five girl: Kelli. She resides in Somersstone, Burundi. Her measurements are 45-26-48 and she loves to smoke crack. She hopes to debug Windows 95.