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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Admiral Havoc! New from Maas-Neotek.
Not suitable for children under four.

The latest from Yoyodyne, Ltd.!
Funky Schoolhouse Playset for Happy Fun Ball!

It's Pron Queen Steve Griffin! New from Lockheed-Martin, Ltd..
Slightly Faded Lincoln Green Ninth Wife sold separately.

It's Artiste! New from Maas-Neotek Group.
Harrison Ford pleads, "Help me! I'm stuck in Strikebusters Bungalow!"

It's Heroin-addicted Craig Pierantozzi! New from Hasbro Corp.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo