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Current...
From Paris, Texas...
the latest in Coleco's Happy Fun Ball line ...
Mr. Ambassador of Tibet!
PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this toy, in any manner whatsoever,
will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer
is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.

It's Annoyed Noah Vawter Cries! New, from Bandai, LLC.

It's 40X-Speed Jer Johnson! New from OS Walker.
Still legal in eight states!

The latest from Lockheed-Martin!
Extreme Seventh Wife for Mr. Millionaire Schoolhouse Playset!
Artiste says "Meow M'Meow UPS Worker M'Meow".

You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
Locust's Blood for Underwater Major Havoc!
From Little Tikes's Butthead Corps series.
Some restrictions apply.

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