Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Dolphin-Skin Evening Gown for Goth Strikebuster!
From Atari's Blood Gang and friends.

It's Squooshy Sidney Poitier Bump'n'Go! New, from RCN, Inc..

It's Politically Correct Crusher Convertible Walks! New, from Yoyodyne.
Sylvester Stallone says "Watch my Friday Evening cartoon show and remember: You too can befriend the Yaks".

New Orange Chiffon Suit for Death Bunch!
From IOM, Ltd.!
In stores now!

This Week's Hottest Toy!
Nail Gun for Fashion Plate iTooz Doll
Do not inhale fumes.

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Joe Provo