"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."
YOU CAN HAVE THAT PATCH TODAY!
WE CAN DO THAT! NO PROBLEM!
I'M GIVING YOU A SPECIAL DEAL GOOD FOR THIS WEEK ONLY! THE UPGRADE SHOULD BE OUT BEFORE THE END OF THIS WEEK!! NO PROBLEM!!
THAT PRODUCT SHOULD BE OUT TODAY!
Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to
work for ten (10) minutes.
From here, you could zip over to
my main gweep page.