Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy rude-growing mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank beef-witted malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 805:
"Internet needs to be treated like Paris treated the old city... just build on top of it, and leave the old stuff as sewers."
--dts
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Parker Uncles, LLP! Radical Fish's Blood for Crusher Brigade! Rodeo Clown says "Be good to your waitresses".
Cheers,
joe