Joe's Web Louou

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 41:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Last Dance of the Ozone Disc Jockeys ***

   And You'll Also See the Action-Packed

   *** Puberty of the Hysterical Vixens from Jim Dandy ***

   Filmed in Smell-O-Vision...
   you can tell quality when it smells!

Cheers,
joe