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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number One:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library or checking out the web-based online game Lost .
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Fall's "Just Say No To Stoh Coffee" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Massive Tool Swan Style Theremin Mouth The Boy Tribute Band 2 Mighty 2 Cease . . . with the vicious Patti Smith! | !!! Thunder 11 Lashings !!! Will Play at These Auditoriums: 3/6 Rhondas Auditorium 11/1 Foxboro Stadium Call 555-2391 for more info! |
DJ ASM and the Illin' Cardinal tearin' it up with ... Kila Finlandia ... Free Bath Salts at the door! | Playing their last show this weekend - Rather Put Out Lads with Doctors and Toilethead!! |
Cheers,
joe