Joe "Catfish" Provo's Often Warping Web Stuff

It's be a tiny town fightin' an unwinnable battle
With a suicide rate like you see in Seattle.

-Jim Tyrrell

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Well-known Catfish Fact Number 3:
He once interviewed Boston band You Shriek! on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"If you meet Buddha on the info-highway, killfile him."
--<ierbb @>

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Friday May 4th -- LIVE at Institute Park
It's M.C. Spooky Green
 .. with special guests Ronald Reagan's Ballgag

Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel extended set this Friday.
 Eight hours of The Atlanta Thrashers

Performing for the first time in America, "Darryl and Katrina"
Machine Guns for Pussy
 and Kennedy's  Anal Beads

  <<<  The Amplifier Fan Club >>>
Will Play at These Phat Pubs:
9/16          Jillian's On Lansdowne 
5/29          The Iron Horse Pub 
8/2          Store Twenty-Four On Highland