Joe Provo's Web Louou

Credo quia absurdum.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou venomed plume-plucked minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning ill-breeding ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Three:
He likes Guinness. No, he loves it. No, he thinks it is the nectar of the gods.

"...Yes, I'm the same empty-headed dimwit you are..."

Might I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library and checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. now.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In:

   DON'T MISS this Heart-Pounding Feature!

  *** Frankenstein's Merciless Wedge Rats from the Far Side of the Sun ***

   Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Wail of the Chainsaw Goddesses from Beyond Pluto ***

   Free Condoms will be given to the first Several people!