Joe's Questionable Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou currish fat-kidneyed vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Maso-christ (see this)

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Six:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit Ian Heavens Memorial or checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Christmas:
 Third Husband, for Major Havoc League series 
   and new Bump'n'Go Commander Havoc!