Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy rude-growing mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank beef-witted malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 805:
"Internet needs to be treated like Paris treated the old city... just build on top of it, and leave the old stuff as sewers."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Parker Uncles, LLP! Radical Fish's Blood for Crusher Brigade! Rodeo Clown says "Be good to your waitresses".