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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Well-known JZP Fact Number Eight-Thousand and Ten:
"For some people a "discussion" is like intercourse -- it requires friction."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Bastille Day! Based upon TRUE events... *** Forgotten Valley of the Devil Aliens from Ground Zero *** And don't miss Judy Resnick's last role in *** Secret Rites of the Abominable Schoolgirls *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!
Cheers,
joe