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"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evenings Farm AID! FIVE BANDS! The Punch-drunk Nausea Ray Angry Femmes The Finger Poots Pet Shop Depression . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage
Z.Z. Cop rippin' it up with ... Beantown Space Music Factory
Monday April 30th -- LIVE at The Worcester Fashion Outlets It's He Might Be Yellow .. with special guests The Spigot Orchestra
Tearing down the walls, "The Artist Formerly Known as Joe Provo" with Rich Tots on Nutrasweet Grandfather Battle Axe and New Age Crusade