Joe Provo's Frequently Rotating World-Wide-Weirdness

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy rude-growing mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank beef-witted malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 805:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"Internet needs to be treated like Paris treated the old city... just build on top of it, and leave the old stuff as sewers."
--dts

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Parker Uncles, LLP!
 Radical Fish's Blood for Crusher Brigade! 
Rodeo Clown says "Be good to your waitresses". 

Cheers,
joe