The Catfish's Fluctuating Web Louou

How about a cure for the addictive personality?

-Sunshine Blind

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou cockered earth-vexing clack-dish, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled hedge-born flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is the aisle you never go down at Eckerd's, because so far you've been lucky enough to retain continence.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Five:
He coins new terms regularly: 'billshit': legisltaed bullshit.

"Digital technology is the universal solvent of intellectual property rights"
-- Tom Parmenter

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Supreme Court Shocker: Brick-Murderers Who Eat Chow Mein Will Get Death Sentence.