Joe "Catfish" Provo's Changing Web Pages

I sing of you in my demented songs


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou droning clotpole, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy pottle-deep malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Rude people.

Well-known JZP Fact Number Eight-Thousand and Ten:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"For some people a "discussion" is like intercourse -- it requires friction."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Bastille Day!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Forgotten Valley of the Devil Aliens from Ground Zero ***

   And don't miss Judy Resnick's last role in

   *** Secret Rites of the Abominable Schoolgirls ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!