jprovo's Web Junk

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourteen:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"No I'm just saying it doesn't really count as boycotting Walmart if you just have your friends buy your groceries."
--Jon Kuperman (jkup@ on twiter)

I recommend checking out the Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

World's Largest Whale Saves Kid From Fire.

Cheers,
joe