jprovo's Warping World-Wide-Weirdness

So come down to the city with me
We'll poke around in what used to be
We'll go sailing on a blacktop sea
to the bones of the industry.

-Jim Tyrrell

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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 1:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"Work Force Management: The idea that people are better off getting instructions from a broken machine than from stupid humans."
--Jon Hartford

Might I suggest visiting Jack Jansen and checking out New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from Norton!
 Platypus-Boy and Swinging Mr. Spock!
From Southwestern Bell's Koala-Gang and friends. 
Half-Lion Sidekick sold separately.