"Catfish" Joe's Web Junk

Get a life, not a lifestyle.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou wayward tickle-brained malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning knotty-pated strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 9000:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Blocking e-mail? What is that? Some kind of new subversive activity?"
--Larry Watson, FBI Spammer, Wall Street Journal, April 29, 1998, page B1

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Abe Vigoda! New from RCN.  
It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!