Joe's Questionable Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Six:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit Ian Heavens Memorial or checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Christmas:
 Third Husband, for Major Havoc League series 
   and new Bump'n'Go Commander Havoc! 
 

Cheers,
joe