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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 7:
"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."
--Aristotle
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Brain-Dead Slugs headlining an all ages show with ... Gidal | Tearin' it up next Wednesday - DJ Jazzy Bumpin' and the Heisstuermuck Einscheissglauben Philharmonic with Rich Girlies on Viagra and Whorebetal!! Call (525) 555-1284 for tickets! |
A&W Acid Forge united for the last time on stage with ... RFS ... Free STP at the door! | Tonight at Boston's Summerfest! Huge Tool with a special solo hypnotic performance by Thelonius Junque (of Grateful Head)! |
Cheers,
joe