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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Ben "Limey" Bennett.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evenings Farm AID! FIVE BANDS! The Punch-drunk Nausea Ray Angry Femmes The Finger Poots Pet Shop Depression . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage | Z.Z. Cop rippin' it up with ... Beantown Space Music Factory |
Monday April 30th -- LIVE at The Worcester Fashion Outlets It's He Might Be Yellow .. with special guests The Spigot Orchestra | Tearing down the walls, "The Artist Formerly Known as Joe Provo" with Rich Tots on Nutrasweet Grandfather Battle Axe and New Age Crusade |
Cheers,
joe