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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number One:
"Try it next time, 'cause with IOS there is ALWAYS a next time!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adventure Movie Fans! DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature! *** Pit of the Paranormal Beatniks *** And don't miss Roy Cohn's last role in *** Gauntlet of the Young Grandmothers *** Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!!
Cheers,
joe