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Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Little-known Joe Fact Number 9000:
"Blocking e-mail? What is that? Some kind of new subversive activity?"
--Larry Watson, FBI Spammer, Wall Street Journal, April 29, 1998, page B1
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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