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I wwant to east a straw hat!

-King Kong

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Rude people.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number One:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library or checking out the web-based online game Lost .

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next Fall's "Just Say No To Stoh Coffee" Benefit!

Massive Tool
Swan Style
Theremin Mouth 
The Boy Tribute Band
2 Mighty 2 Cease
 . . . with the vicious Patti Smith!

  !!!  Thunder 11 Lashings !!!
Will Play at These Auditoriums:
3/6          Rhondas Auditorium 
11/1          Foxboro Stadium 
Call 555-2391 for more info!

DJ ASM and the Illin' Cardinal
 tearin' it up with ...
Kila Finlandia
 ... Free Bath Salts at the door!

Playing their last show this weekend - 
Rather Put Out Lads 
with Doctors 
and Toilethead!!