Catfish's Growing Web Stuff

They grind their teeth and they're calling out to you
Because they know you're going to join them very soon

-The Dark

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If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou ruttish beetle-headed bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou cockered clapper-clawed miscreant, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Fifty:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo

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