Joe Provo's Modulating Web Crap

Mr. Kamikazi Mr. DNA
He's an altruistic pervert.

-DEVO


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gorbellied hasty-witted skainsmate, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit Ian Heavens Memorial or you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One cold afternoon, a student saw an old master by a large tree.
Said the student to the master: "How can I acquire deep truth?"
Said the master: "As the wheel is far from the stick, so is insight close to the star."
After puzzling over this for days, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe