Crimson's Often Rotating Web Crap

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puny rough-hewn mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou cockered crook-pated bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to the Rozz-Tox Manifesto.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Performing for the first time next weekend - 
Pastor Position 
with PGS 
and Pope Orange!!

Monday January 9th -- LIVE at Your Village's Bandstand
It's Rubber Bulets for Cock Ring
 .. with special guests Broken Crotch Rot

Josh Brandt and Keanu Reeves needs Sound Person.
We play soul, heavily influenced by
Dead Z.Z. Zop,
DDT,
and Ewok Prick.  Contact Margo at 555-4369.

Agnostics United For Crime needs Sound Person.
We play sound, heavily influenced by
Large Machine,
Alice's Wavestation Apgeubwortwaldscheissde Abstuerach Philharmonic Orchestra,
and Screaming Dragons.  Contact Johnny at 555-7061.

Cheers,
joe