Joe "Catfish" Provo's Rotating Pages

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UT! UT!!

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 35:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Terrorist Looks Under the Couch, Then Claims "Tina Turner Will Gain Seven Hundred Pounds."

Cheers,
joe