Joseph Z Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

I have a gun in my head
I'm invisible
I can't find the ice

-Throwing Muses


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spongy puny craven cockered loggerheaded artless errant sheep-biting horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou surly ill-breeding flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifteen:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop and that you hop over to the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam, NOW!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from SRI!
 Great Dairy Cow-Skin Hat for Bat-League! 
Some restrictions apply.  

Cheers,
joe