The Catfish's Perpetually Updating Web Crap

But for now I'm wearing Zero like a scarlet letter
Like the lady in the story by Nathaniel ...whatever

-Jim Tyrrell


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou reeky rump-fed ill-breeding bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou frothy weedy fen-sucked fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Pass the Lord, and Praise the Ammunition!

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Two:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Jackie O Faked Her Own Death! -- New Study Results Remove All Doubt.

Cheers,
joe