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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Ninety:
"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
National Inquisitor Claims: "Space Probe Discovers Face of K'al-Shebberoth, the Thing that Wants Tacos On Tralfamador. -- Exclusive Pictures Inside" Steve Richardson Laughs his Feet Off.
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joe