Catfish's Current Web Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puking hedge-born foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty rude-growing lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! [Cache Now!] Try SQUID...

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Night's Hottest Toy!
 Taupe Burlap Pumps, for Happy Fun Ball and friends 
   and new Aztec Luke Skywalker! 
 
CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the ``uncertainty principle,'' it is impossible for the consumer 
to find out at the same time both precisely where this toy is and how fast it is moving.

Cheers,
joe