JZP's Frequently Unfolding Stuff

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2:
He coins new terms regularly: 'billshit': legisltaed bullshit.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out the browser-based game Urban Dead and visiting Ian Heavens Memorial right away!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   An Hideous TRUE story!

  *** Arena of the Satanic Slaves ***

   Together With the Equally Heart-Pounding

   *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Paranormal Dinosaurs ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!!!

Cheers,
joe