The Catfish's Web Louou

If you've got a blacklist,
I want to be on it

-Billy Bragg

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly elf-skinned barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou pribbling crook-pated clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

The Sonhood
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Present Noise of Atlanta

Cow the Friggin' Bolt
 shakin' the foundations with
 the masters of funkcore:
Hissing Leopards

Piss the Men in Black
 headlining an all ages show with ...
Buzz
 ... Free Ritalin at the door!

You won't want to miss next evening's Honky Tonkfest!

FIVE BANDS!
Zoove Society
Gunky Vee, Drunkie Du
Messiah Position
Governor Dolphin and the Scrumpdillicious HIV
Skinny Burro
 . . . with Steve Griffin taking a cannonball in the gut!

Cheers,
joe