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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology misuse.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 60:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting my friend, Bozo Texino.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This Year's Hottest Toy! Theremin, for "Super" Dave Osbourne Grand Piano line and new Bifurcatin' Gilbert Gottfreid! Most suitable for children under seven.
Cheers,
joe