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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seventy:
"Try it next time, 'cause with IOS there is ALWAYS a next time!"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Groovy Clarinet for Bat-Brigade! From Coleco! In stores now! Godzilla says "Help save the Environment".
Cheers,
joe