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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 4:
"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Better The Tick Swims! New, from US West. Terrance and Phillip remind you "Math is hard". Imagination not included.
Cheers,
joe