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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifteen:
"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop and that you hop over to the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam, NOW!
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from SRI! Great Dairy Cow-Skin Hat for Bat-League! Some restrictions apply.
Cheers,
joe