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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 4:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit New Ways Of Thinking or checking out New Ways Of Thinking right away!
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Gweepningland needs Teno-player. We play gospel, heavily influenced by Past Audio of Harlem, Black Cholera, and Stoop Chameleonny Dog and the Family Meteorite. Contact Feynman at 555-4954. | Son Claymore needs Nose Harp-player. We play waltz, heavily influenced by AboutGlobe, Capitalism Slime Mold, and Wiggle the Gweep. Contact Vincent at (792) 555-8484. |
Tonight at Altamont Speedway! Half Glaubner's Disease with a special solo unplugged performance by Lydia Lunch (of Easy-going Bad Hair Day)! | Tonight at Altamont Speedway! Dean Crusher with a special solo a capella performance by Steve Griffin (of Babes Needing Boots)! Call (434) 555-3798 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe