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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Fashion Plate Patrick Duffy! New from Maas-Neotek, Co.. Bad Guy Laser says "Save The Children".
Cheers,
joe