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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Four:
"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Sahara extended set this Thursday. Four hours of The Comrade Tribe | Destroying Sanctuary performing for the first time with ... Shitting Raspberries |
Big Gatory needs Sound Woman. We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by Brown Liz, Noah Vawter and Craig Znamierowski, and Bullshit Ghods. Contact Zyrah at 555-8605. | Institute Park extended set this Saturday. Two hours of The Nixon Serums |
Cheers,
joe