"Catfish" Joe's Frequently Fluctuating Web Grunk

I Hate Banks

-Mojo Nixon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish pottle-deep strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped dismal-dreaming vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD will put a tiger in your tank.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 400:
He likes coffee.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit my friend, Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Performing for the first time in America this evening - 
Dolby ProLogic All-Stars 
with 808 Nation 
and Forward with Individuals!!

Astro Subs extended set this Thursday.
 Ten hours of Prozac
Call 555-4571 for tickets!

Drummer, looking for an opening.
Experienced in country, rockabilly,
and rap.  I like ragtime, especially
The Synthesizer Gorehound.
Call Dave at 555-4227.

Live at UMASS Lowell!
 Wolf Style
 with
Dudes Sans Boots!
  Keanu Reeves and Keanu Reeves!
    and 909 Nation!

Cheers,
joe