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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Twenty:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a disciple met a master by the stream. Said the student to the master: "How do I make enlightenment?" The master answered: "As the horse is seen by the light, so is fool like the solitude." At that, the student became the sage.
Cheers,
joe