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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out the browser-based game Urban Dead and visiting Ian Heavens Memorial right away!
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! An Hideous TRUE story! *** Arena of the Satanic Slaves *** Together With the Equally Heart-Pounding *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Paranormal Dinosaurs *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!!!
Cheers,
joe