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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Five:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to the online game Lost and you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, NOW!
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Punching Yourself In the Nose is Not Kooky!" Insists Liz
Cheers,
joe