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Little-known JZP Fact Number 6000:
"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Kill SysAdmins rockin' out with ... SUJCC ... Free PCP at the door! | Wednesday October 23rd -- LIVE at Store Twenty-Four On Highland It's Automobilehead (U.K.) .. with special guests The Medicine Call 555-9949 for tickets! |
Mercury Melts into Aluminum shakin' the foundations with ... FlyWangs | Tonight at Jer's Back Porch! Echidna Rod with a special solo acoustic performance by Eric Dolphy (of Rock Temple Fighters)! Call (207) 555-0933 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe