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A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Little-known JZP Fact Number 6000:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kill SysAdmins
 rockin' out with ...
SUJCC
 ... Free PCP at the door!

Wednesday October 23rd -- LIVE at Store Twenty-Four On Highland
It's Automobilehead (U.K.)
 .. with special guests The Medicine
Call 555-9949 for tickets!

Mercury Melts into Aluminum
 shakin' the foundations with ...
FlyWangs

Tonight at Jer's Back Porch!
 Echidna Rod
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Eric Dolphy (of Rock Temple Fighters)!
Call  (207) 555-0933 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe