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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 400:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time in America this evening - Dolby ProLogic All-Stars with 808 Nation and Forward with Individuals!! | Astro Subs extended set this Thursday. Ten hours of Prozac Call 555-4571 for tickets! |
Drummer, looking for an opening. Experienced in country, rockabilly, and rap. I like ragtime, especially The Synthesizer Gorehound. Call Dave at 555-4227. | Live at UMASS Lowell! Wolf Style with Dudes Sans Boots! Keanu Reeves and Keanu Reeves! and 909 Nation! |
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joe