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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting my friend, Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Christmas! FEEL the Sheer *Heart-Pounding* TERROR of *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Insane Iguanas *** With the Gruesome Co-Feature *** Agony of the Ferocious Au Pair Girls *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Repuls-O-Vision!!!
Cheers,
joe